My Bitch like Rosa Parks

By Nasty Nate

My hoes don’t play.  It’s rough out here on these Talahasy streets.  You got to earn yo respect.  You got to shank a bitch, you got to shank a bitch, know what I’m sayin.  That’s why I got love for my bitch Libesha.  Her name mean beautiful flower in Kenyan and she can be real gentle and sweet when she get fed regular but she know to thro them bows too. 


My ho Libesha work on Monrow street, and sometimes them bisnessmen come up and they be wantin they dick sucked real quick but they be in a hurry and they don’t want to get no hotel or nothin, so Libesha just take they ass in the bafroom in IHOP across the street and do they bisness real quick.  She say she always make sure the bafroom clean after they done cause she a profeshunal.


One day me and Libesha walk inside IHOP to get us some pancakes.  It was her birfday and I always get my bitches pancakes on they birfday.  But this waitress behind the counter say naw, yall got to go.  She say Libesha caint be comin into IHOP no more cause she always be fuckin up the bafroom, and it smell like some leftover caserole fo bout three hours evry time she be in there.  And she say the last time Libesha was in there this old lady from a church group walked in to use the bafroom, and Libesha was in their suckin this dude dick, and this old white bitch had a stroke.  Like it was Libesha fault or somefin.  I told that dumass ho I went to doctor school fo bout a year befo I started pimpin, and aint no way Libesha gave that old white bitch a stroke just cause she was suckin some dick in the bafroom. 


But the waitress say don’t nobody want to eat at IHOP no mo cause IHOP a family restorant but now everybody know they got hoes in the bathroom suckin dick and don’t nobody want to be eatin wit they family round that shit.  She also say sometimes Libesha be makin these animal noises and customers be complanin.  Now, she do sometimes sound like a zebra gettin beat or some shit  when I be fuckin her, and that shit be really loud sometimes, but that aint no reason why my ho caint use the bathroom.  Thats discriminashun. 


I seen all them videos in my high school befo I dropped out during Black History Month of them black folks in Missippi sittin in them restaurants wit them white folks starin at them and lookin all angry, like we aint got a right to be there.  Aint Martin Luther King and Malcolm X done got shot and my grandaddy sprayed wit no hoses for no reason.  Aint no punk ass white bitch gonna tell Libesha she caint suck dick in the bafroom.  We got rights now.    


I was all calm and just gonna ax for the manager to talk bisnessman to bisnessman bout this white bitch saying my ho caint suck dick in their bathroom no more.  But Libesha got a attitude.  She aint want no part of no conversation.  She took off them big heels she always got on and told that white bitch say one mo time she caint suck dick in the bafroom at the IHOP.  Sho nuff, that white bitch said Libesha got to get out and caint come back no more.  Libesha jumped over the counter like a damn obese jungle cat and slammed that white bitch head into the oven rack.  That white bitch was screamin, beggin Libesha to stop beatin her ass, but it was too late.  Libesha like a momma bear when she get mad, she rufless.


The police came, and they had to peppa spray my bitch four times befo she let go of that white bitch hair.  They talkin bout she goin to jail for assault or some shit.  I tried to tell them Libesha just standin up against discriminashun cause that white bitch sayin she caint use the bafroom. But they wasn’t listenin, cause all they know is when a white bitch get beat like that somebody goin to jail.  We was sittin up there for a minute too cause they had to call fo backup to get some mo handcuffs.  They only had two sets and they needed like four.  I told them let my bitch go, that Libesha a peaceful ho and she aint dangerus if you just treat her wit some respect and feed her some Doritos.  They got to be the cool ranch tho, she get real angry if they the nacho cheese flavor.  She hate them nacho cheese ones.  But those police was lookin all scared and said they caint let my bitch go.


Then the ambulans came and picked up the cryin white bitch.  Actin like she a victim or something.  Libesha wouldnt have done nothin if she just let her do her bisness in the IHOP bafroom like she always do.  My people got rights now, we don’t got to be secind class citizens no more.       


After the backup came wit the extra handcuffs, they brought the van they be usin to take bigger folks to jail cause Libesha wasnt gonna fit in they regular car.  I done taught my hoes bout civil disobediens and how they don’t got to cooperate if they bein discriminated against.  So Libesha aint get up wen they said her ride was there to take her ass to the county.  They had to drag her cross the pavement cause she was too big for them to pick up.  I took a video on my phone for the NAACP cause you got to document police brutality.  The van had one of them handycap lifts on the side, so they just rolled her ass on that thing wit her rolls hangin over the side and pressed that button to lift her ass up.  I said dont worry bout nothin girl, we gonna get you out the county jail.  I was so proud of Libesha, fightin for her rights and shit.  That bitch like Rosa Parks.