Labor Union Bitch

By Lotto J

  
I don’t play bout my business.  My hoes got to work fo they cash.  I don’t put those hoes out on the street fo fun.  I got six child suport payments to make.  Last week this ho was trippin talkin bout how she gonna have my baby, so Im bout to have seven.  I said that aint my baby.  You best get in line bitch and take me to court.  Pimpin aint always so glamous as it seem like. 

            

 So when my bitch LaFanda ask me one day bout startin a labor union I slapped that ho.  I ain’t know exactly what a labor union is, but it sound like it gonna cost me some money.  LaFanda say she saw Norma Ray on the tv or some shit and she want to start a labor union.  This white ho Norma Ray was workin in a factory and she wanted mo rights fo all them hoes in the factory so she organized a group to fight for they rights.  I already done told that ho one time after she watched Pretty Woman to stop watchin them white bitches on tv cause don’t no white bitch know how we livin out here.  Ain’t no rich white boy gonna come marry Lafanda.  That bitch pussy too stank.  Like a ruben sandich. 

           

After I beat that ho the first time I thought she learned her leson bout tryina tell me how to run my bidness.  Lafanda said alright she wasn’t gonna start no labor union.  I said you better not ho cause I don’t wanna have to beat yo ass again for costin me money.  She said she was sorry and she just gonna do her job suckin dick and don’t gonna listen to them white hoes on tv no more.

             

Shit was goin good fo bout a week til one day I went down to the track in my ’85 Caprice to bring them hoes some Sunny D.  I get hot out there on that pavement.  They get tired and thirsty and then they pass out and shit.  Ain’t no unconshus ho gonna make no money. Then I got to drive they ass to the hospital all the time and its just a hassle so I just bring them hoes some Sunny D.  They like Sunny D and it keep em hidrated wit electrolites and potaseum and shit.

             

I step out my Caprice on 24s.  It clean.  I got them Sunny D bottles to give to my hoes in my hands and I ain’t believed what I saw.  Lafanda standing there wit a big ass megaphone yellin bout rights and shit, sayin they don’t want work on no holidays and shit no more and they got to have time to sleep.  What the fuck?  Crismas I be makin the most money the whole year.  And they be sayin they don’t want to be wearin them little ass skirts and shirts in the rain.  I said what the fuck bitch, how anybody gonna want to fuck you if you wearin a big ass rain jacket or some shit,  Don’t nobody want to see that.  Then they say they don’t want to be gettin fucked in they ass all the time no mo cause after work they caint poop right never and it hurt.  Them stupid ass hoes knows thats what my bidness all about.  Thats what people be comin to my block for, cause they know anybody can fuck my hoes in they butthole whenever they want.  That’s my whole bidness model.  Ain’t nobody gonna go to Waffle House if they don’t got no waffles.  Ain’t nobody gonna go to KFC if they aint got no chicken.  Nobody gonna come to my block if they caint put they dicks in my hoes butts.      

             

Lafanda say they aint gonna work no more til they get some rights.  She say that shit in the Constitution.  I said you a lyin ass ho Lafanda erybody know you caint read, so how you gonna be talkin bout the Constitution and shit.  She say she saw it on Jeperdy.  I said what the fuck you was doin watchin Jeperdy bitch?  She say one her white boy clients like to watch Jeperdy while she suck his dick and she be lisenin to the questshuns. 

            

 I beat that ho out there on the sidewalk fo bein disrespectful in front of all my other hoes so they could see ain’t no way no labor union gonna start in my pimp circle.  What them other pimps gonna think if they see my hoes getting good pay and shit?  Sometimes you got to beat they ass to keep em in liine.  Like them cattle.  One cow see another getting all uppity and fancy and shit, and they all want try to perpetrate like that other cow.  Then they wont stand still while you milk em.  

             

Lafanda come up to my house a couple days later wit a black eye and cryin and shit.  I was bout to shoot that ho cause they know they don’t supposed to be comin up to my residence wit no permission.  But she was cryin and shit, talkin bout please listen to her.  I said bitch you know you don’t supposed to be comin up to my house like that.  She say she was sorry.

             

Then she tell me all this shit bout how if they get good work condishuns they can be suckin dick better and fuckin better too.  And if they don’t got to stand out on the track in the freezin rain they don’t be gettin frostbite on the titties and shit.  And if I don’t beat they ass so much they wont be so scared lookin all the time.  I said bitch, sometimes you got to beat they ass cause that just my job.  She say sometimes yeah, but not always.  Sometimes you can just talk to them and shit.  And she say if my hoes is happy they gonna do a better job and shit. 

            

 I ain’t never thought bout it like that befo.  And I knew Lafanda was a good ho, loyal and shit.  And if it help me make mo money cause my hoes is better workers, I aint gonna argue bout that.  Lafanda aint know how to write no labor union contract, but she sucked on some dick fo them papers to be all wrote out.  I signed that shit wit my fether pen.  All because of Lafanda wantin to make the word a better place fo hoes to do they job in.  She a good bitch.