Community Service Bitch

By Krome Rimzzz

I don’t give a fuck bout these hoes doin community service round here, unless they be havin a court order or some shit from the law that say they got to do it.  If I ain’t getting paid fo sendin my ho out to work, what the fuck we talkin bout.  Pimpin ain’t bout makin no community betta, it’s bout getting paid.  That was what I thought til I picked up this white bitch Lorraina to join my street team.  She was goin to Lakeview High School, and I pick her ass up after school and shit.  Them young white bitches sell good on the streets.  Anyway, I pick her ass up one day and she say she got to go to the old folks home fo community service.  What? This bitch trippin.  I axed her what kind of customer she got at the old folk home.  She say it ain’t no customers there, that she got to go fo community service.

First, I was like hell naw, white bitch.  You think you runnin shit round here now?  I gotta take yo ass down to the track.  But she was like please, Krome, I gotta do some community service fo my Girl Scout merit badge.  I knew how much that Girl Scout shit meant to that ho, so I say alright, you can go down there fo an hour. 

She go down there and tell the clerk that one them old ass white boys her grandpa and she got to visit him.  But she ain’t got no grandpa there.  She just go to suck on they old dicks and shit.  She even bring her little sexy ass nurse outfit that I make her wear on the track on Halloween and Labor Day. 

She go real slow cause you know they got weak ass bones and shit.  And them floppy dicks be takin a long time to get hard, but Lorraina always be a patient bitch, strokin that shit and tellin them old ass dudes that she like they wrinkly balls even though they was gross.  Most hoes be like nigga, you best grow yo dick fo’ I leave cause I ain’t got time to waitin round.  But Lorraina took her time wit they old asses, playin wit they junk til it get hard.  She don’t even mind they wrinkly skin and warts and shit all over they dicks. 

             

But that bitch do say that old sperm tastes like some salted pickles and she got to hold her bref when they cummin so she don’t smell that shit.  One time she fogot that she cain’t breathe wit they nut in her mouf and she threw up in one of they old men laps right befo his niece came to visit him.  It ain’t Lorraina’s fault that man’s jizz taste like old ass pork chops. 


The nurse said what the fuck Lorraina was doin cause his heart ain’t good enough to be getting his dick sucked anyway.  She say they was getting threats from that man’s family to sue them over neglance or some shit.  I told that bitch I don’t know what that mean but ain’t no uppity white bitch ruinin my credit over no neglance.  I said I come over there and show that family some neglance wit my Glock if they keep harrassin my ho.  She a good bitch just tryin to earn her merit badge fo the Girl Scouts. She ain’t mean no harm.