A Dedicated Ho

By Peppa Spray

Whatup.  My name Peppa Spray, and I be posted up on the Westside most days, Memphis.  I run a bidness, and I got lots o’ half-ass hoes and shit that I got to beat on the reg just to keep they ass in line and doin they job right.  That shit get tiresome.  But Yoshanda, I ain’t never got to beat that ho.  She do her job no matta what.  A lot of them hoes be makin excuses why they cain’t be workin, like they got to go to a funeral or take they kids to school or some bullshit.  But Yoshanda, she come to work everyday.  She a big girl and she ain’t got the best face and her titties is a little saggy, but she make up fo that shit wit dedication.  She a dedicated ho. 

One time back in the day she be in the shed behind my momma house wit this white boy  where I sometimes be puttin them hoes to do they work when I heard a bang.  I run in there and she be sprawled out on the flo.  I asked that white boy what he did to my ho.  They was doin some Kama Sutra or some shit and she fell off the lawnmower.  Her legs was all messed up. 

Now, I don’t be givin my hoes no health insurance cause that ain’t my job.  But I guess I gotta do something with her, so that white boy and me loaded Yoshanda up in my backseat and drove that ho to the hospital.  Them doctors said she had a ton ACL or some shit and maybe that ho don’t supposed to be fuckin fo a while wit them casts on.  But Yoshanda, she love her job.  She say ain’t no way she ain’t gon fuck fo like 2 months.  I said bitch, don’t nobody want to fuck you wit them messed up legs and shit.  But I was wrong.  Them boys don’t care bout her fucked up legs cause she so good at suckin that dick it don’t matter what that ho look like.

Shit was goin good fo bout a week, til one day she was up on this man’s roof, and they was fuckin and shit cause he ain’t had no AC in his house and it was hot.  But they was too heavy and that shit caved in.  I drove to the hospital and that bitch all layed out on the bed wit her arms up on the air on some strings talkin bout how she gonna be alright.  I went out the lobby and that motherfucker that broke my ho was sittin there lookin all worreed.  I said damn what the fuck you was doin takin my ho wit her legs all messed up on the roof?  Them white boys always be actin like they ain’t got no common sense.  He said he was sorry.  I said fuck you white boy, sorry don’t fix my ho’s fucked up arms.  The nurse wheeled her bloody outside with both that ho’s arms in big ass casts.  I said bitch, what the fuck was you thinkin?  How many times I got to talk to you bout fuckin on roofs?   

             

She say she was sorry.  And I  said bitch, I don’t care how sorry you is.  You keep doin this shit, breakin yo arms and shit, how you gon suck dick and get me my money?   You got to take some time off, get yo head straight, think about what you done and come back wit when yo legs and arms ain’t messed up no mo. 

But Yoshanda don’t take no vacation.  She said she ain’t need no arms to suck dick.  They just dangle there and she open her mouf.  Some hoes just be doin this job fo’ the money.  Yoshanda do this shit cause she love it.  It ain’t just a job, she passionate bout hoin.